4.02.2014

You Know What? I Don't Wanna Have a Fucking Threesome.

Not even with two girls, not that I'd ever have one with another man since only phaggets do that shit. But, seriously, that kiketry doesn't fascinate me at all. My girlfriend going down on some random whore isn't my idea of a good time, and I find it disgusting that my partner would be okay with me cheating right in front of her. It would also mean she's way too promiscuous for a relationship with me. How does one even go about planning a threesome, especially as a female? I mean, it seems like a lot of effort and planning to go through for something that's supposed to be fun. Do you not have a fucking life?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Get the hell out man. Fast.

Same experience, did NOT end well. Rarely does...

Anthony said...

@Anonymous - Care to elaborate? What happened?

High Arka said...

You're supposed to arrange it so it's "he had something come up" when the second guy doesn't show up late some night by the jacuzzi, wine is flowing, expensive hors d'oeuvres are falling off the ledge and into the water, and then you ask your girlfriend to go get you some unnecessary thing, steal a kiss and feel from the other girl under the water, barely don't get caught upon girlfriend's return, send second girl away on some other errand (or wait for her to need bathroom), get started with your girl, get caught this time, have a self-deprecating one-liner ready, and when girl #2 gets back in the tub it's on. Afterward you hold both of them like it meant something, and tell them how good they were as a pair, which is a subtle neg that'll make them each quietly worry that they weren't good enough alone.

Once girl #2 is gone, tell g.f. how open and cool she was, but how she, secretly, was the best of the pair and how there's no way that girl #2 was good enough to justify individual attention. Then g.f. is proud of herself for being #1 and being a liberated swinger, and your proper response is to remind her that you had your phone on, had a few pictures, and now she has to stay with you or everything's coming out. She'll leave, but only after a couple more months during which things will be both stressful and great.

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